On Vacation


Hello Everyone!

I'll be traveling to two different cities in CHINA - BEIJING and SHANGHAI tomorrow with my hubby for a NINE Day Tour. So, I'll be away from my PC for more than a week and thus won't have time to blog.

But in the meantime, you can read these text jokes that I find it funny:

  • Kung Nag GAY SPEAK lang sana si GMA at GARCI, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...

  • GMA: Halloo Garcia!!

  • GARCI: Yes Mother! Nakachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek!!

  • GMA: Bonggacious!! Yung mga tienes tienes, carry na ba?

  • GARCI: Winnie Santos na mama! Wiz na worry!! Eclavou na ever!!

  • GMA: Ang tarush!! Babusshhh!!

  • At a Funeral.

  • ERAP: Tara Jinggoy, umalis na tayo.

  • JINGGOY: Eh Kararating pa lang naten ah?!

  • ERAP: Naku! Mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo: "Remains will be Cremated".

  • While taking a bath,

  • Erap called Loi: Wala bang shampoo?

  • Loi: Maraming shampoo diyan ah.

  • ERAP" Eh puro for Dry Hair 'to. Basa na ang buhok ko!

  • FARMER: Lalake na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na. Ano ang plano mong itanim sa sakahan natin anak?

  • SON: Flowers po itay. Madaming Madaming FLOWERS E-V-E-R!

  • KILLER: Father mangungumpisal po ako.

  • FATHER: Ano Kasalanan mo?

  • KILLER: Pumatay po ako ng 20 tao.

  • FATHER: Bakit?

  • KILLER: Kasi po naniniwala po sila sa diyos. Kayo po naniniwala ba?

  • FATHER: Umm, da..dati, pero ngayon trip trip na lang. (hehehe..natakot si father)

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